Collection: Conspiracy Theorist

For the chronically online truth-seekers who think birds aren’t real, Avril Lavigne was replaced, and that something is definitely in the tap water. This category is your stylish bunker of tees for when you’re connecting red string at 3AM and asking the real questions. Equal parts unhinged and unironically informed, these designs are built for brains that never log off and always wear tinfoil with pride.

Perfect for:

• People who call their group chat “The Shadow Cabinet” unironically
• Anyone who’s watched one documentary and now refuses to microwave leftovers
• Those who saw a triangle in the clouds and muttered “classic Illuminati”