Lost but Never Confused Conspiracy T-Shirt

Trust nobody—except your comfy wardrobe. Our “Lost but Never Confused, I Speak Fluent Conspiracy” T-shirt drops a wink-and-nudge slogan in crisp, fade-proof ink on ringspun cotton softer than a suppressed document. Wear it while red-string-mapping corkboards, binge-scrolling declassified files, or side-eyeing pigeons with Wi-Fi antennas.

Perfect for:

• Midnight Reddit sleuths connecting dots no one else sees
• Alt kids who keep a spare tinfoil hat “just in case”
• Anyone who turns small talk into Area 51 flight-pattern analysis

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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