Bigfoot Saw Me Once—He Never Called Back T-Shirt

Apparently even eight-foot forest legends leave you on read. Slip into the “Bigfoot Saw Me Once—He Never Called Back” tee and turn cryptid heartbreak into campfire gold. Equal parts woodland myth and savage roast, it broadcasts that you’ve trekked the backcountry, captured blurry evidence, and still didn’t get a text back. Wear it on your next squatch watch—or your next bad date—and let everyone know the real legend is your unmatched vibe. 

Perfect for:

• Trail junkies who pack granola bars and grainy camera footage
• Conspiracy theorists who rank ghosting right beside government cover-ups
• Anyone whose dating history already feels like a folklore cautionary tale

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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