Area 51 Running Team T-Shirt

Ready to out-sprint the men in black? Slip into the “Area 51 Running Team” T-shirt and clock alien-speed miles from your couch to the craft-beer fridge. Screen-printed on buttery ringspun cotton, this unisex tee blends covert-ops olive with a retro varsity logo so crisp it could trigger FOIA requests. Pre-shrunk, ethically made, and conspiracy-theorist approved—because freedom of information should also feel soft. 

Perfect for:

• Keyboard sleuths who’ve bookmarked every declassified UFO PDF
• Alt kids training to “Naruto run” past government gatekeepers on sight
• Anyone who’d trade cardio for cosmic disclosure (but figures a shirt is safer)

Grab one now and earn your first unofficial lap around the Nevada desert—no midnight raid required.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!