Collection: Plant Parent

Perfect for the chlorophyll caretakers who treat their monstera like a firstborn and have 87% of their personality rooted in photosynthesis. You've cried over crispy leaves, whispered affirmations to your pothos, and rearranged your furniture to optimize your plant’s emotional light exposure. These tees are for the overwatering worriers, propagation pros, and anyone who calls their apartment “the jungle” with a straight face.

Perfect for:

• Anyone who’s said “They’re not dying, they’re just dramatic” about a fiddle leaf fig
• People who pack a mister before sunscreen
• Those who genuinely believe their plants know when they’re being complimented