This subcategory is for the pipette-wielding, data-obsessed, slightly sleep-deprived science gremlins who find serenity in spreadsheets and chaos in control groups. Whether you're culturing cells or just caffeinating through your thesis, these tees celebrate the weird joy of living in a lab coat with mild chemical exposure. Equal parts brilliance and burnout, it’s merch for the brainiacs who talk to their experiments like they’re roommates.
Perfect for:
- Anyone who’s named their lab equipment and has favorites
- People who think the smell of agar is kind of comforting (don’t lie)
- Those who’ve considered framing a successful PCR like a diploma