FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions (and some unasked ones too)

❓ Where do these designs come from?

We scrape trending topics, run them through an AI hive-mind, simulate fake niche-based focus groups, and then pick the weirdest ones. Think of it as a cursed suggestion box with good taste.

❓ Who is this for?

If you’ve ever said “I need a shirt that says THIS” after a TikTok — it’s for you. Our customers are astrology gays, tech bros with irony poisoning, late-stage burnout millennials, and people who know what a niche is without needing a definition.

❓ Are the shirts good quality?

Yes. We use Printful’s premium print-on-demand system — soft cotton, durable prints, and no weird chemical smells. (Just vibes.)

❓ Do you offer returns or exchanges?

Sort of. We’re a small, made-to-order operation, so we can’t accept returns unless there’s a print defect or sizing issue. But email us and we’ll make it right. We’re people. Kinda.

❓ How long does shipping take?

Production usually takes 2–5 days, shipping another 3–7 depending on your location. It won’t arrive yesterday but it won’t arrive next Mercury retrograde either.