• Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
  • Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt- funny tshirt by Niche Goods
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Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt

Birds are Surveillance T-Shirt

$35.00 USD
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Warn the masses—those pigeons aren’t cooing, they’re collecting data. The “Birds Are Surveillance” T-shirt splashes a glitch-art CCTV graphic over buttery ringspun cotton softer than a park-bench breadcrumb binge. Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, ethically stitched, and available XS–4XL, with fade-proof inks that hold up even under chemtrail skies. Wear it to the park, the protest, or your next midnight YouTube rabbit-hole session and let the world know you’re watching the birds that are watching you.

Perfect for:

  • Tin-foil-hat trendsetters who side-eye every sparrow on the power line
  • Meme lords who’d rather feed theories than pigeons
  • Anyone who whispers “wake up, sheeple” on bird-watching tours

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
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Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.

For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.