Trust No One, Except My Cat T-Shirt

They told you to “do your own research,” but your ultimate fact-checker is currently purring on the keyboard. The “Trust No One—Except My Cat” T-shirt delivers a wink-and-whiskers warning to shady algorithms, nosy neighbors, and any human who thinks they’re on your inner circle. Flash the slogan, tighten the crop circle, and let your feline chief of staff handle the vibe verification while you side-eye the entire universe.

Perfect for:

• Conspiracy sleuths who run every hot tip past their furry handler
• Cat parents convinced slow blinks are encrypted approvals
• Anyone who trusts four paws and a whiskered nod over the nightly news

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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