Collection: Crunchy Homesteader

This subcategory is for the barefoot, kombucha-brewing, sourdough-babysitting legends who treat cast iron like heirlooms and think mason jars are a love language. Whether you're knee-deep in your garden or just really into fermenting things that might explode, these tees honor your earthy chaos. It’s slow living with a side of “I make my own toothpaste” energy—and yes, we’re jealous.

Perfect for:

• Anyone who’s ever said “store-bought is fine” but didn’t mean it
• People who treat chickens like coworkers with attitude problems
• Those who’ve Googled “how to legally barter eggs”