Are you a stargazing weirdos, cosmic dreamers, and intergalactic overthinkers who feel more at home among the stars than in a group chat? These shirts are for you. Whether you're tracking retrogrades, pondering the Fermi Paradox, or just zoning out mid-convo while thinking about black holes, these tees are here to support your orbital brainwaves. Equal parts galaxy-brained and glitter-pilled, it’s fashion for the ones who are always just a little out there.
Perfect for:
· Anyone who’s ever said “I need space” and meant it literally and emotionally
· People who treat NASA announcements like celebrity gossip
· Those who think stargazing counts as a personality trait (and they're right)