Collection: Astrology & Vibes
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I Came, I Saw, I Sage'd T-Shirt
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Goblin Juice T-Shirt
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Sorry for What I Said During Mercury Retrograde T-Shirt
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Saturn Return Survivor T-Shirt
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Mercury is in the Microwave Again T-Shirt
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My Chart Made Me Do It T-Shirt
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Catch Me Howlin' T-Shirt
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This cosmic category is for the starry-eyed, crystal-clutching vibe curators who blame Mercury for everything and won't text back unless their chart says it's safe. Whether you're decoding your crush’s birth time or saging your phone after a ghosting, these tees deliver planetary drama with a side of ironic enlightenment. Expect retro mysticism, cursed sparkles, and enough chaotic energy to short-circuit a star chart.
Perfect for:
- People who treat their Co-Star app like a sacred scroll
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’m not being dramatic, I’m just a Scorpio”
- Those who charge their phone and their crystals overnight