Optimized for the sleep-optional, startup-scaling, productivity-pill-popping creatures who speak fluent Web3 and treat cold brew like divine fuel. You’ve got a Notion template for your morning routine, strong opinions on tabs vs. spaces, and pitch deck slides ready at all times. These tees blend hustle-core aesthetics with just enough irony to say “I’m self-aware… kinda.”
Perfect for:
- Anyone who’s ever called themselves a “thought leader” unironically
- People whose personality is 40% keyboard shortcuts and 60% VC buzzwords
- Those who’ve considered A/B testing their dating app openers