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Band Nerds

Made for the reed-soaking, drumline-marching, section-leading legends who can sight-read sheet music faster than texts. You’ve marched through mud, tuned under pressure, and probably threatened someone with a metronome. These tees celebrate your brass-blasting, scale-shredding glory—with enough inside jokes to make non-band kids nervously nod along.

Perfect for:

  • Anyone who’s ever yelled “one more time” and didn’t mean it
  • People who have emotional trauma tied to tuning notes
  • Those who treat band camp stories like sacred lore (because they are)