Collection: Chronically Online

Designed for the Wi-Fi wizards who haven't logged off since 2012 and consider “touch grass” a personal attack. Your brain runs on pop culture discourse, niche internet drama, and three competing group chats. These tees speak fluent doomscroll, overanalyze every meme, and carry the exact energy of replying “LMAO” while disassociating.

Perfect for:

•  Anyone who’s ever diagnosed themselves via Twitter thread
• People who treat TikTok comment sections like sacred texts
• Those who spend more time in parasocial relationships than real ones (no judgment)