Sorry for What I Said During Mercury Retrograde T-Shirt

Mercury just hit reverse—phones glitch, exes DM, and your inside voice takes PTO. Cut the awkward follow-up texts and let this tee handle the apology in advance.

Printed on ultra-soft, ringspun cotton that survives planetary chaos, it features an eye-roll font and retrograde-warning graphic in inks that outlast any transit. Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, ethically made, and available XS – 4XL because cosmic accountability is a universal look.

Perfect for:

• Star-obsessed friends who preface every rant with “Mercury, am I right?”
• Alt kids whose group chats become glitchy haikus the minute the planet backspins
• Anyone who’s drafted three apology texts and a birth-chart meme before breakfast 

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!