Mercury is in the Microwave Again T-Shirt

Mercury isn’t just in retrograde — it’s cooking your sanity on high. This tee is for the spiritually exhausted, astrologically aware mess who knows when life falls apart, it’s probably an air sign’s fault. Whether you blame the stars or your own poor decision-making, this shirt covers all cosmic chaos. 

Perfect for:

• Astrology meme fans who use “Mercury” as a personality clause
• People who plan their breakdowns around lunar cycles
• Anyone who’s Googled “is Mercury retrograde today” mid-meltdown

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!