I Came, I Saw, I Sage'd T-Shirt

Bad vibes? Vaporized. The “I Came, I Saw, I Sage’d” T-shirt turns a Roman flex into a ritual roast—perfect for anyone who swings sage sticks like foam swords. Screen-printed in fade-proof inks on ringspun cotton softer than a freshly charged selenite wand. 

Perfect for:

• Crystal collectors who label drawers “quartz,” “amethyst,” and “people repellent”
• Alt kids smudging apartments harder than landlords repaint
• Anyone who schedules vibe cleanses between coffee runs and chaos memes

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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