My Chart Made Me Do It T-Shirt

When Mercury’s in retrograde and your sun, moon, and rising all start beefing, what choice do you really have? “My Chart Made Me Do It” is the ultimate cosmic cop-out — ideal for blaming the stars while fully leaning into the drama. Wear it with pride as you ghost your ex, dye your hair on a whim, or sob in a Whole Foods parking lot over a Leo.

Cosmically aligned with:

• Triple water signs with a flair for public breakdowns
• Astro babes who check Co–Star before replying to texts
• Anyone who’s ever said “don’t judge me, judge my placements”

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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