Tots and Pears T-Shirt

When bland sympathy posts flood your feed, answer with carbs and sarcasm. The “Tots & Pears” T-shirt flips the hollow “thoughts & prayers” cliché into a crunchy-sweet punchline—printed on buttery ringspun cotton that survives doom-scrolling, protest marches, and late-night tot runs. Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, ethically stitched, available XS–4XL—because satire tastes better when it’s comfortable. 

Perfect for:

• Snarky scrollers who drop “tots & pears 🙏” anytime the timeline gets performative
• Dark-humor foodies who believe irony pairs best with crispy potatoes and bruised fruit
• Anyone whose coping strategy involves memes, carbs, and calling out hollow vibes

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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