The Furminator Reloaded T-Shirt

Hasta la vista, hairballs. Our “The Furminator Reloaded” T-shirt riffs on action-movie glory with a shades-wearing tabby locked, loaded, and ready to de-shed the universe. Screen-printed in high-definition inks on ringspun cotton softer than the belly fluff you’re about to brush, this unisex tee is pre-shrunk, ethically stitched, and offered in sizes XS–4XL. Wear it while tackling tumble-furs or doom-scrolling cat TikToks—either way, the purr-tection is real. 

Perfect for: 

• Cat parents who wield a de-shedding tool like a laser cannon
• Meme connoisseurs quoting “I’ll be bark—no, back” at every fur tumbleweed
• Groomers and vet techs turning daily de-fur duty into blockbuster banter

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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