Simp-O-Matic T-Shirt

Press the button, drop the dignity, and shower your fave creator with unfiltered adoration—welcome to the Simp-O-Matic. This shirt turns romantic over-investment into a wearable inside joke, screen-printed in vibrant inks on cloud-soft ringspun cotton. Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, ethically stitched, sizes XS–4XL—because devotion comes in every shape and bandwidth.

Perfect for:

• Twitch chat MVPs spamming emotes faster than their bank account cries
• Meme connoisseurs who self-roast before the comments can
• Anyone proudly funding “her dream” one gifted sub at a time

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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