Not Here To Make Friends T-Shirt

Skip the small talk and serve the disclaimer up front. Our “Not Here To Make Friends” T-shirt drop-kicks politeness in a glitch-font statement big enough to silence any networking circle. Screen-printed on cloud-soft, ringspun cotton that survives mosh pits, doom-scrolling sessions, and awkward office mixers, this unisex tee is pre-shrunk, ethically stitched, and available XS–4XL—because even the friendless deserve premium comfort. 

Perfect for:

• Introverts who treat small talk like a final boss fight
• Reality-show addicts quoting “I didn’t come here to make friends” confessionals
• Anyone clocking in for vibe checks, not popularity contests

Pull it on, dodge the handshakes, and let the shirt do the social distancing.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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