I Can't Even T-Shirt

Words fail, eye-rolls win. Slip on the “I Can’t Even” T-shirt and let two syllables do the heavy lifting whenever the group chat, the news cycle, or basic human interaction drains your last ounce of chill. One glance at the bold text and everyone knows exactly where your emotional battery sits: 0 %.

Perfect for:

• Sarcasm savants who’ve exceeded their daily quota of nonsense
• Alt kids whose default setting is a dramatic sigh and a side-eye
• Anyone who needs a wearable exit strategy from small talk

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!