Combobulated T-Shirt

While everyone else is spiraling in glorious discombobulation, you’re cool, collected, and impeccably combobulated—or at least you fake it better than most. This tee turns the dictionary upside down, letting you flex flawless composure even when your coffee, calendar, and sanity are hanging by a thread. One bold word, endless silent smugness.

Perfect for:

• Hyper-organized friends who color-code their chaos
• Productivity nerds who brag about inbox zero before 9 a.m.
• Anyone who thrives on ironic calm while the group chat burns

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!