For the sleep-deprived screen zombies who refresh the news, the feed, and their existential dread on a perfectly synced loop. You’ve mastered the art of spiraling with a thumb flick and can go from silly cat video to global crisis in under 30 seconds. These tees capture that delicious blend of information overload, emotional whiplash, and pixel-fueled panic that somehow feels… productive?
Perfect for:
- Anyone who’s ever said “one more scroll” and then aged three years
- People who use screen time reports as horror movie jump scares
- Those who balance anxiety with vibes and a tragically bright phone screen at 2AM