They are hop-obsessed, IPA-wielding, flannel-wearing legends who treat brewery visits like sacred pilgrimages. You’ve got strong opinions about mouthfeel, a fridge full of cans with absurd names, and at least one tattoo inspired by a limited-release saison. These tees are brewed for the bold, fermented for the loud, and best paired with beard oil and a questionable mustache.
Perfect for:
- Anyone who’s ever said “It’s got notes of citrus and regret” unironically
- People who think beer flights are a personality trait
- Those who refuse to drink anything with fewer than three adjectives on the label