Collection: Classical Cuties

Built for the legends, the symphony slayers, baroque babes, and orchestra romantics who think a well-timed crescendo is hotter than any text back. You know your Bachs from your Beethovens, and you’ve definitely cried to a string quartet in public. These tees blend highbrow harmony with lowkey chaos—because nothing says drama like a harpsichord and unresolved romantic tension.

Perfect for:

• Anyone who’s ever flirted using music theory terms
• People who hear a D minor and immediately spiral
• Those who think powdered wigs were kind of a serve, actually